I can't watch pbs sober anymore
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
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I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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