i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
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You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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