Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
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No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
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You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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