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  • 62 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:00pm

    Or at least switch me sides.....

  • 64 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:10pm

    Or just fuck a shower.

  • 59 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:13pm

    lol.... im usually switch if she asks but if not, o well

  • 52 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:52pm

    if its a hook up i'm not washing anything but if it was my gf's house i'd help clean up.

  • 55 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:12pm

    really? it should be a LAW all the guy does is roll over and go to sleep after... pisses me off

  • 46 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:56pm

    4:52 i totally agree.. except if my girlfriend really loved me she wouldn't ask me to clean up something that disgusting.

  • 41 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:13pm

    new posts at ijustwanttotellyou.c0m

  • 47 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:08pm

    or just have a final round of sex in the shower

  • 44 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:58pm

    4:34, Bitch I'm not stupid I knew you were referring to me. Shit if only you knew what was actually happening though. Fucking idiot.

  • 43 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:13pm

    yeah or just fuck me (410)... except i will jizz all over you and make you take a shower, just a heads up.

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:29am

    guess i'm gonna be in the shower with alott of men. anyone care to join????

  • 42 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:00pm

    omg jizz stained people and clothes? throw them away nasty bitches!!

  • 49 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:34pm

    people are so cool when they try to be clever and call out their friends and ask if it was them...and yes i am referring to you 4:05

  • 50 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:59pm

    Sure I'll clean it... with her tongue.

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:47pm

    Last time I let my sister borrow my shirt....

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:44pm

    No, you can brush your own damn teeth woman!

  • 48 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:27pm

    5:23 You suck at life

  • 49 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:30pm

    nah girls get the wet spot. If you don't like it either throw a towel down or quit slacking and do some laundry. Jizz in my pants...

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:02pm

    It shouldn't be a rule... It should be a LAW.

  • 46 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:57pm

    I just jizzed on the keyboard.

  • 41 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:42pm

    4:34 are you my friend? I feel like I know you

  • 42 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 7:14pm

    so if you squirt on my sheets you better wash my sheets bitch!

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:39pm

    Wash your own damn hair!

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:02pm

    fellow women. just do the fucking laundry or stop associating with penises.

  • 38 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:47pm

    you better wash it, if you're going to take a jizz on it. to the tune of single ladies.

  • 42 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:44pm

    How is jizz getting all over? He cums in me, I go clean myself after. No wet spots. It's not difficult people....

  • 42 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:04pm

    The girl always gets stuck in the wet spot!!! He should be nice enough to switch her sides or clean it up!

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:57pm

    NO!! It's her responsibility after I give it to her. Think of it as a gift.

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:01pm

    i just have him lick it off of me..mmm

  • 37 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:47pm

    i agree! seriously, if you get in on my sheets...

  • 40 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:57pm

    i think it applies to socks

  • 44 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:04am

    9:41- i want you so badly right now

  • 43 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:55pm

    Fuck that, the bitch can just go take a shower.

  • 49 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:33am

    i always wipe my woman clean when i'm done... dont want that shit getting all over the blankets

  • 39 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:56pm

    Wet spot....always on my side!!! Please clean it up!!

  • 38 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:06pm

    This is why sex in the shower is awesome. Less cleaning to do afterwards. Shame about the whole slipping-and-breaking-your-neck thing though.

  • 38 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 9:41am

    i dont make my boyfriend clean it. we fuck, i clean it, he makes me breakfast (or alcohol if its late at night) then we fuck againnnnnn. :D i love my lifee

  • 44 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:23pm

    5:21 you suck at life

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:21pm

    Shit it should be a law that the woman has to clean it up... If we are making up laws now.

  • 43 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:05pm

    Is that you Chrissy?? Did you text sean about this??

  • 39 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:45pm

    Is that not already the rule?

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:40pm

    my boyfriend always wipes off his cum from my ass, stomach or, thighs where ever he shoots it. hahaha

  • 43 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:18pm

    i bathe in semen. so fucking what?? i would love to fill a turkey baster with it and squirt myself all day long if i could.

  • 24 30
    Submitted by Xtasty on Jun 26, 12 at 6:01pm

    He finishes in my mouth but I can squirt so much. This guy calls it a "wonderful mess". Haha that's why we hook up outside. No messy sheets.

  • 37 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 1:00am

    well if it's on me i'll clean it myself or hop in the shower, but if it's on the sheets he really should wash them every now and then too. This ofcourse doesn't apply to hook-ups..that would just be awkward...

  • 44 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 3:56pm

    Not sure if this rule applies to faces or cream pies.

  • 38 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:03pm

    No this is an important conversation needed to be addressed. Men all over the world are having to clean up for women too much. Take responsibility for yourself. Its on you, go hop in the shower.

  • 42 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:09pm

    So, SO agree with this. It deserves to be a law. In the morning, take the fucking sheets with you and do some laundry.

  • 39 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:27pm

    If you let his devil juice touch you you are a whore and deserve it. JEZEBEL!

  • 36 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:03pm

    that wasn't a rule already?