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  I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season

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  (860): I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season http://tfl.nu/sdcu
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  Submitted by Eightyeight on Dec 16, 11 at 2:21pm

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  Eighty Eight

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    Submitted by Imalover on Dec 16, 11 at 3:59pm

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    Please shove your neo-nazi BS where the sun doesn't shine.

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 16, 11 at 4:52pm

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    miles per hour!!!

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      Submitted by GA_Peach on Dec 17, 11 at 3:39am

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      Doc was a rich tycoon with a flux capaciter.

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    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 16, 11 at 4:53pm

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    Eighty-eight...guys yer Mother slept with for pocket change the day you were conceived.

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  Submitted by GA_Peach on Dec 17, 11 at 3:38am

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  No mistletoe for you

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