I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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