He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
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I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
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Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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