As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
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How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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