didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
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Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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