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    Submitted by maskedman on Sep 22, 10 at 10:50am
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    Do you know how dangerous a python is? Now imagine a drunk one: Biting everything just because it thinks they're talking shit about it. Slurring it's hisses and not being able to hold it's venom. \n\nWhy can't kids just play in traffic for a thrill and leave the damn animals alone?

  • 105 43
    Submitted by aricartt on Sep 22, 10 at 10:59am
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    You can't deciiide that I'm drunk! That's between me and GOD!

    • 45 40
      Submitted by Croooooooooow on Sep 22, 10 at 5:51pm
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      I'm not drunk...you the drunk one!! You wanna do summin bout it???

  • 106 50
    Submitted by Gingervitis on Sep 22, 10 at 11:13am
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    "DRINK UP SNAKEY! SPRING BREAK! YOU LIKE THAT VODKA GOIN' DOWN. LET'S SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT COMIN' UP!" - Master Shake

  • 70 39
    Submitted by kiannalarae on Sep 22, 10 at 12:26pm
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    I love you maskedman

  • 60 36
    Submitted by Jonesy14 on Sep 22, 10 at 9:04pm
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    Maskedman...adopt me!

  • 59 35
    Submitted by fl_nobody on Sep 22, 10 at 12:36pm
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    Lol... I want to meet maskedman

  • 71 61
    Submitted by aricartt on Sep 22, 10 at 10:55am
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    ATHF FTW

  • 68 56
    Submitted by jernst on Sep 22, 10 at 12:06pm
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    Im gonna name him nathan scott phillips. Thats french for love. Heres some pipe cleaners stapler and human hair

  • 57 39
    Submitted by sinistar on Sep 23, 10 at 12:17am
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    The 'fuck off' rounded it off nicely

  • 55 42
    Submitted by fuckallyall on Sep 22, 10 at 2:21pm
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    maskedman is a beast

  • 65 68
    Submitted by hashassin on Sep 22, 10 at 4:08pm
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    @maskedman pythons don't have venom, and tend to only bite when snatching prey. U sir are not funny.

  • 48 36
    Submitted by blackhalfrican on Sep 23, 10 at 12:29am
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    Hashassin, you're a hating bum-nugget-fuck.

  • 58 73
    Submitted by cobra8645 on Sep 22, 10 at 10:56am
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    Maskedman-pythons don't have venom. Idiot

    • 53 42
      Submitted by maskedman on Sep 22, 10 at 11:03am
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      Drunk ones do. I saw it on wikipedia. And by "saw" I mean I wrote it in there. \n\nThen again, I probably shouldn't be arguing about snake with someone named cobra.