If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Is it because I queefed?
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
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Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
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