Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
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its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
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We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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