Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
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haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
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Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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