oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
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Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
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So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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