just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
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I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
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Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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