i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
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Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
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Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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