I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
How external is "for external use only"?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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