awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
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I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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