WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
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You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
My Sexting was not on an AP level
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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