Moan for me like Helen Keller
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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