Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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