Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
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I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
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I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
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