Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
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theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
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As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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