I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
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What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
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Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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