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  I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.

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• Go Gators! :) most winningest senior class in SEC history, 2 going on 3 national championships

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:54am

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• Oh I get it! The guy goes to college, and this is funny because he has sex at college heaps and now he has to go a whole week without it when he goes home for thanksgiving. -Jeff

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:04pm

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• i don't like thanksgiving break either. i just wanna get back to college! being home is so boring

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:56pm

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• Totally in the same boat. My vagina is depressed.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:33pm

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• 3:18 i'm referring to the 2 national titles won by the CURRENT senior class, bub.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:38am

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• WHAT THE FUCK IS TWILIGHT?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:58pm

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• This is such a stupid text. It isn't funny at all

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:14am

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• Think of the food son

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:09pm

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• 11:07, been watching mean girls on tbs, ey?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:21pm

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• I so know what you mean, there is no way to get to my boy. . . first day back to school will be fun though ;)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:43pm

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• Wow this is EXACTLY how I feel -.-

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:46am

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• Don't lie your a virgin. Stop trying to look cool infront of your friends..

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:05am

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• That is what high school exes are for.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:16pm

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• Dude just say youll cook the turkey then wen everyone leaves fuck him up the ass!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:25am

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• thanksgiving = I WILL have sex

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:57pm

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• I wish I could kill the republicans explain to me again how the dinosaurs and man walked the earth at the same time these dumb fuckers watch the flintstones and think their watching a biography

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:34pm

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• You guys all need a hobby. College kids are SO FUCKING BORING!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:43pm

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• It bugs me that the Aryan nation races to post early. Find something less worthwhile to fuck with.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:15am

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• The gators have 3 national titles dude. 96, 06 and 08.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 3:18am

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• I agree Thomas does rock

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:16pm

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• dear 10:35 HOOK 'EM.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:42pm

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• I hate that you spelled Thanksgiving as thxgiving.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 9:29am

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• Fuck you cum guzzling gutter slut

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:00pm

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• Same here except the reason I'm not is bc it that time of the month. Yay, thanksgiving is gonna be fun!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:12pm

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• try six weeks. my school is on quarters. my boyfriend lives four hours away. =[

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:58pm

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• Dear 10:42 GO GATORS

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:47pm

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• Oh I get it, blah stiff and sbnook. -Jeff

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:07am

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• Soo tru dude!!! So tru =[

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:50pm

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• There's always the pie....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:28am

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• i don't get it. Jeff?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:54pm

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• Lincoln made thanks giving a national holiday honnor our president you skinny bitch or ill personally kill you. By the way wtf abe you ruined your presidency freeing slaves. WHY?!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:03pm

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• God, how will you cope?!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:41pm

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• URBAN MEYER SUCKS, F*CKING DOUCHEBAG

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:12am

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• Boom boom soon soon da ugh duh Boomersooner daherr

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:42pm

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• 12:06<333 GIG EM!! TU FREAKING SUCKS. ps- I have this area code!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:32am

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• Dear 10:42 GIG 'EM!! BTHO t.u. Dirty t-sips

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:06am

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• Fuck that! My best friend made a deal we would have sex with a new guy everyday during break..it happened.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:38pm

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• I'll be fucking your mom the whole time

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:24am

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• VIRGINIA TECH HOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 7:19am

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• I don't know what he's talking about, I'm getting some Wednesday night; you just have to plan ahead properly.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:19am

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• Wake up early Thursday morning. Sneak into kitchen. Bareback raw turkey. Special sauce.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:39pm

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• Try to convince the turkey for some sex, you sexaholic! Get a life!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 11:14am

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• GO VaTech HOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (540) BITCHES!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 7:45am

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• Wow, you give up easily.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:37pm

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• Being on the rag has never stopped me before.... So why should Thanksgiving be any different!?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:25pm

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• Don't not have sex cuz ur on ur period? What the fuck??

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:41pm

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• Wow sux to be a kid huh

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:54pm

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• hahah i love how all of you read FAR more into this text then what i meant when i sent it to my friend. "grow up and see life as it really is" lol are you serious? lol you base my entire life on a text with no other knowledge, i think you really need to reconsider this entirely and take your own advice.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:11am

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• 4:21 Wow, somebody has some pent up issues. Get help.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:36pm

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• Oh yah and yall have the same area code wtf

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:18pm

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• Just go fuck your neighbors hot 18 yr old daughter

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:54am

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• I totaly feel like your my ex. We just broke up and she just got an iphone. Fuckin whore ass bitchess.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:18pm

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• If you can't get laid over thanksgiving break, you're a fucking loser.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 7:31am

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• Fu Jeff. Eat gator!! Don't want to hear about Aunt Flo. Don't miss college. Nice and warm in (702)Vegas,baby.Her mouth and my fingers in the car;we'll be fine !!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:30pm

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• Wish it tWas a week for my Try a month and A half. 

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:15am

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• a turkey? what.the.fuck. lol leave the damn house, don't fuck a turckey. gross.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:13am

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• Yeah i can't agree with you, i've got a girl driving over right now. all the greatness of a weekend on a Monday

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:57am

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• Then your a fucking loser. I'm getting laid the whole damn time. :) -SoFLa girllllll

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 9:42am

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• Maybe instead of taking advantage of drunk girls you could grow some balls and go for girls that can walk in straight lines

  Submitted by lmarshall33 on Jan 1, 12 at 4:00am

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• I know your pain, I retweeted that on twitter and my boyfriend texted me thinking I had been the one to tweet it originally.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:57pm

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• Hahahaha fuck you i wrote this text

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:33am

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• i might be kind of a hypocrite when i say this in some cases.....but sex isnt everything....grow up and see life as it really is....God bless

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 5:34pm

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• Dude that sux I got some day before guess what i was thankful for

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:16pm

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• Stay on campus and bone one of the Asian international kids lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 3:08am

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• LOL 10:54, yeah as much as i hate jeff, i kinda need him right now.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:59pm

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• Maybe its because you're known as a dirty slut at home, the boys don't want to fuck you there :) Whose fault is that? Not the pilgrims!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:21pm

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• I'll be getting some during Thanksgiving break. Hell yessss. GO GATORS! :D

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:22am

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