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  • 49 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:04pm
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    Oh I get it! The guy goes to college, and this is funny because he has sex at college heaps and now he has to go a whole week without it when he goes home for thanksgiving. -Jeff

  • 45 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:56pm
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    i don't like thanksgiving break either. i just wanna get back to college! being home is so boring

  • 51 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:16pm
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    That is what high school exes are for.

  • 42 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:58pm
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    WHAT THE FUCK IS TWILIGHT?

  • 37 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:05am
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    Don't lie your a virgin. Stop trying to look cool infront of your friends..

  • 34 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:54am
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    Go Gators! :) most winningest senior class in SEC history, 2 going on 3 national championships

  • 36 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:00pm
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    Fuck you cum guzzling gutter slut

  • 31 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:54pm
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    i don't get it. Jeff?

  • 33 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:09pm
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    Think of the food son

  • 33 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:42pm
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    dear 10:35 HOOK 'EM.

  • 25 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:38am
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    3:18 i'm referring to the 2 national titles won by the CURRENT senior class, bub.

  • 29 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 3:18am
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    The gators have 3 national titles dude. 96, 06 and 08.

  • 24 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:14am
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    This is such a stupid text. It isn't funny at all

  • 28 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:34pm
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    I wish I could kill the republicans explain to me again how the dinosaurs and man walked the earth at the same time these dumb fuckers watch the flintstones and think their watching a biography

  • 24 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:15am
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    It bugs me that the Aryan nation races to post early. Find something less worthwhile to fuck with.

  • 36 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:39pm
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    Wake up early Thursday morning. Sneak into kitchen. Bareback raw turkey. Special sauce.

  • 23 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 2:25am
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    Dude just say youll cook the turkey then wen everyone leaves fuck him up the ass!

  • 26 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:12pm
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    Same here except the reason I'm not is bc it that time of the month. Yay, thanksgiving is gonna be fun!

  • 28 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:28am
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    There's always the pie....

  • 20 20
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:58pm
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    try six weeks. my school is on quarters. my boyfriend lives four hours away. =[

  • 26 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:57pm
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    I know your pain, I retweeted that on twitter and my boyfriend texted me thinking I had been the one to tweet it originally.

  • 28 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:41pm
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    God, how will you cope?!

  • 22 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:11am
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    hahah i love how all of you read FAR more into this text then what i meant when i sent it to my friend. "grow up and see life as it really is" lol are you serious? lol you base my entire life on a text with no other knowledge, i think you really need to reconsider this entirely and take your own advice.

  • 26 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 9:29am
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    I hate that you spelled Thanksgiving as thxgiving.

  • 26 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:47pm
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    Dear 10:42 GO GATORS

  • 21 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:41pm
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    Don't not have sex cuz ur on ur period? What the fuck??

  • 20 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 11:14am
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    Try to convince the turkey for some sex, you sexaholic! Get a life!

  • 25 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:57am
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    Yeah i can't agree with you, i've got a girl driving over right now. all the greatness of a weekend on a Monday

  • 20 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:19am
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    I don't know what he's talking about, I'm getting some Wednesday night; you just have to plan ahead properly.

  • 20 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 7:19am
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    VIRGINIA TECH HOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 19 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 6:43pm
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    You guys all need a hobby. College kids are SO FUCKING BORING!

  • 20 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:33pm
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    Totally in the same boat. My vagina is depressed.

  • 18 22
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:57pm
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    thanksgiving = I WILL have sex

  • 20 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 7:45am
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    GO VaTech HOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (540) BITCHES!

  • 21 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 7:31am
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    If you can't get laid over thanksgiving break, you're a fucking loser.

  • 19 24
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:46am
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    Wow this is EXACTLY how I feel -.-

  • 18 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:25pm
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    Being on the rag has never stopped me before.... So why should Thanksgiving be any different!?

  • 21 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:16pm
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    Dude that sux I got some day before guess what i was thankful for

  • 19 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 2:30pm
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    Fu Jeff. Eat gator!! Don't want to hear about Aunt Flo. Don't miss college. Nice and warm in (702)Vegas,baby.Her mouth and my fingers in the car;we'll be fine !!!

  • 22 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 10:54am
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    Just go fuck your neighbors hot 18 yr old daughter

  • 21 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 1:33am
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    Hahahaha fuck you i wrote this text

  • 22 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 3:08am
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    Stay on campus and bone one of the Asian international kids lol

  • 21 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:32am
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    12:06<333 GIG EM!! TU FREAKING SUCKS. ps- I have this area code!

  • 22 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:43pm
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    I so know what you mean, there is no way to get to my boy. . . first day back to school will be fun though ;)

  • 21 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:16pm
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    I agree Thomas does rock

  • 19 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:24am
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    I'll be fucking your mom the whole time

  • 27 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:54pm
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    Wow sux to be a kid huh

  • 17 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:38pm
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    Fuck that! My best friend made a deal we would have sex with a new guy everyday during break..it happened.

  • 17 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:07am
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    Oh I get it, blah stiff and sbnook. -Jeff

  • 20 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:37pm
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    Wow, you give up easily.

  • 16 25
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:18pm
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    Oh yah and yall have the same area code wtf

  • 17 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 1:50pm
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    Soo tru dude!!! So tru =[

  • 17 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:42pm
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    Boom boom soon soon da ugh duh Boomersooner daherr

  • 17 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:36pm
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    4:21 Wow, somebody has some pent up issues. Get help.

  • 20 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:12am
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    URBAN MEYER SUCKS, F*CKING DOUCHEBAG

  • 18 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:13am
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    a turkey? what.the.fuck. lol leave the damn house, don't fuck a turckey. gross.

  • 19 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:21pm
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    11:07, been watching mean girls on tbs, ey?

  • 18 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 10:59pm
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    LOL 10:54, yeah as much as i hate jeff, i kinda need him right now.

  • 8 15
    Submitted by lmarshall33 on Jan 1, 12 at 4:00am
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    Maybe instead of taking advantage of drunk girls you could grow some balls and go for girls that can walk in straight lines

  • 12 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 5:34pm
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    i might be kind of a hypocrite when i say this in some cases.....but sex isnt everything....grow up and see life as it really is....God bless

  • 18 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 4:21pm
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    Maybe its because you're known as a dirty slut at home, the boys don't want to fuck you there :) Whose fault is that? Not the pilgrims!

  • 15 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:18pm
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    I totaly feel like your my ex. We just broke up and she just got an iphone. Fuckin whore ass bitchess.

  • 14 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:22am
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    I'll be getting some during Thanksgiving break. Hell yessss. GO GATORS! :D

  • 15 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 12:06am
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    Dear 10:42 GIG 'EM!! BTHO t.u. Dirty t-sips

  • 18 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 23, 09 at 11:03pm
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    Lincoln made thanks giving a national holiday honnor our president you skinny bitch or ill personally kill you. By the way wtf abe you ruined your presidency freeing slaves. WHY?!

  • 15 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 9:42am
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    Then your a fucking loser. I'm getting laid the whole damn time. :) -SoFLa girllllll

  • 15 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 24, 09 at 5:15am
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    Wish it tWas a week for my Try a month and A half. 