He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
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I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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