Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
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I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
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On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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