school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
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we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
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I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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