I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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