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  • 94 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 26, 09 at 5:42pm

    i know a guy....this exact same scenario happened to him 2 weeks ago.

  • 94 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 8:22pm

    Totally woke up with a uneaten Jimmy Johns sub in my bed... and lettuce between my toes... haha

  • 92 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 6:13pm

    Was it freebirds or Rosarito or Cantina?

  • 90 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 2:18am

    haha i woke up with a burrito and a bag of pretzels in my bed. i'm still finding pretzels scattered all over my apartment. and its three weeks later.

  • 90 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 5:37pm

    this is more of an FML

  • 85 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 10:58am

    Oh man. I wish I woke up with Pita Pit in my hand... Mmmm. Falafel.

  • 87 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 28, 09 at 10:37am

    Awesome. I once woke up with a bagel in my mouth and a bowl of blueberries in my hand.

  • 87 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 11:58am

    I woke up one time with Pita Pit in the bed and a bag of chips in my hand.. which was awesome cause I was starving and the chips weren't stale. I later found out no one had gone to Pita Pita with me and they all assumed I had died when I said I was going to the bathroom and never came back.

  • 98 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 7, 09 at 2:14am

    ah man, pita pit is the best... i would gladly wake up with to a chicken caesar pita

  • 90 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 26, 09 at 11:19pm

    well the quesadilla was probably to get the taste of shame out of your mouth.

  • 83 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 29, 09 at 2:22am

    haha that's a santa barbara nite if ive ever heard one. best four years of my life.

  • 85 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 26, 09 at 6:26pm

    I've fallen asleep with a gobstopper in my mouth.. woke up with it still in there.. just finished eating it.

  • 85 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 12:49am

    this post makes me happy.

  • 82 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 1:12am

    This post makes me think that this girl is a naughty whore.... I've got to drop some knowledge on this bitch!

  • 80 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 09 at 2:02am

    I once woke up with a 40 oz bottle of Mickey (now warm) still curled up in my hand, a flaming hot cheeto in my hair and a partially consumed sandwich from Deja Vu (a sandwich place that was there a few years ago, but is probably gone by now) beside me. I was half-naked and NOT in my apartment. I had to do the walk of shame from Del Playa back to Abrego Road teetering on my hooker heels from the night before. I love and miss you, UCSB, but your rent is just too steep. But now I get to drink better beer.

  • 79 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 09 at 6:33pm

    hahhaah... i woke up with a box of cheesits in my hand, crumbs all over, and peanuts opened on the floor - i slumped over on the couch. so random.

  • 78 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 30, 09 at 6:56pm

    i woke up with an uneaten smooshed hot dog in my hand once.

  • 59 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 6:11am

    I once woke up naked with half a corona clenched firmly between my legs.