Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
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Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
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It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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