We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
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how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
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You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
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