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  • 76 65
    Submitted by okieraider71 on Dec 31, 12 at 7:02pm

    Rubbing your bare vag in snow will drop your breathilizer score by a full half point. If you get pulled over, jump out before the cop gets to your car. Then start rubbing. Works every time.

  • 57 66
    Submitted by SadieandKismet on Jan 1, 13 at 3:41pm

    Frozen Puss! Get your Frozen Puss here!

  • 56 79
    Submitted by CessnaDriver on Dec 31, 12 at 2:03pm

    Sixty Nine

  • 50 68
    Submitted by rikie83 on Dec 31, 12 at 1:25pm

    It's ok, the saltiness will help the snow melt....

  • 55 78
    Submitted by RodFarva on Dec 31, 12 at 1:16pm

    These pretzels are making me thirsty!

  • 46 69
    Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Jan 1, 13 at 12:41am

    I've never heard of a girl actually trying out her cameltoe.

  • 43 64
    Submitted by vicious_vamp on Jan 1, 13 at 2:19pm

    Good morning snowball?