Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
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I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
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He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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