I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
grandma shit on top of the toilet
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
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They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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