I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
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You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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