I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
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Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
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Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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