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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:46am

    What 8 year old has a cell?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:47am

    Your 8 year old sister has a cell phone? With text messaging?

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      Submitted by polkadot on Feb 15, 10 at 6:13pm

      It's 2010, every child over 5 probably has a cellphone.

      • 62 89
        Submitted by blackmetalcore on Mar 14, 10 at 12:02pm

        What's happening to life?

      • 30 44
        Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jun 30, 12 at 8:38pm

        "You better not shout, you better not cry, you better not pout. I'm tellin' you why: You're 11 years old and you have an iPhone, you little shit." --Dave Chapelle

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:08pm

    I know lots of little kids- 8 and some even younger- who's mentally retarded parents get them fucking iPhones, PSPs, iPods, you name it. It's called being a spoiled brat.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:47am

    If you said 12 i might have believed it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:48am

    you'd be surprised at the things kids get nowadays

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:40pm

    Dudes and dudettes. Stop being so closed-minded. Nowadays is FAR different from when we were kids. I'm an educator. I've caught 2nd graders in the closet naked and grinding, trying to have sex. And I've had 5 year old kids in my classes with cell phones and other electronic devices which I've had to confiscate. Way different world. They have technology and they learn the general idea of what dicks and pussies are way too young.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:39pm

    Sounds like sister will be hiding Mittens tonight

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:58am

    Why does an 8 year old need a cell phone? Also, akward.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 8:13pm

    It's 2009. 5 year olds hAve iPhones

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:38pm

    That's fucking gross 12:30 you should be on how to catch a predator you sick fuck

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:25pm

    Who cares that you texted your sister? You weren't going to get any anyways using a line like that.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:03pm

    I'm not sure which is worse, the situation or pick-up line.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:40am

    Ummm... There is a g in fucking, did u see it or do i need to make it bigger FUCKING< thats the g... Retard:)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:17pm

    HEY EVERYONE? HOW ABOUT WE KEEP ASKING WHY 8 YEAR OLDS HAVE PHONES? NOT LIKE IT'S GETTING OLD OR ANYTHING. i hate people.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:47pm

    I was just going to say the same thing, 12:44. "Punish her pussy" is lame even for dirty talk.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:37pm

    WHY DOES AN 8 YEAR OLD HAVE A CELL PHONE?!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:44pm

    He deserves it for telling the woman that he would "punish her pussy." Either he's a terrible lay or a wannabe, low budget porn star.

  • 86 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:07pm

    Why does an 8 year old have a cell phone?

  • 87 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:19pm

    Do 8yr olds even know what pussy is?

  • 81 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 9:21pm

    giving a cell phone to an 8 year old is moronic

  • 78 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:51pm

    well its a good thing you didnt send it to your fuck buddy cause saying 'punish your pussy' probably would have ruined any chance of you getting any

  • 90 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 7:20pm

    330-256-5150. Prank call this kid. He getts sooo mad

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:26pm

    "daddy, what's a pussy... and why is junior going to punish it?"

  • 75 57
    Submitted by twodou on Oct 21, 10 at 4:20pm

    Last names bro, last names will SAVE YOU, trust me on that, last names have prevented me from texting family members to come over and get wasted xD

  • 81 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 27, 09 at 12:14am

    AHHHHHHHHHHHH!..........

  • 83 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 2:39am

    Why does an 8 year old have a cell phone?!?

  • 91 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 10:59pm

    It clearly says 8. My daughter has one who is 9. She talks to her father who lives in another state. My. Ex used to say he'd punish my pussy. His dick was too big so he was right. Secretly wishing I had that problem now.lol

  • 93 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:46am

    I call shenanigans.

  • 84 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:48pm

    So even if the kid are great grade, nice, grateful kids they're spoiled brats for getting a gift? Fuck you all, if you got that stuff back than, would you be sayoing it? Nope, I didn't get that back than, see me caring? Nope

  • 72 59
    Submitted by Xatu on Aug 28, 10 at 6:20pm

    QUICK HIDE THE CP BEFORE THE 8 YEAR OLD CATCHES ON

  • 80 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:14am

    dude... i feel bad for both of you. youre both scared for life

  • 75 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 12:45pm

    Dumbass mom for getting her a cell at 8.,. Fake btw

  • 85 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:36pm

    Since when do 8 year olds have cell phones?!!?

  • 78 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:56pm

    why does your 8 yr old sister have a phone??

  • 83 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 5:07pm

    Why in the world does an eight year old have a cell phone

  • 79 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:10pm

    8 year olds should not have cell phones.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:21pm

    my little brother got a cell phone when he was 4.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:01pm

    poor sister. that may have scarred her for life

  • 72 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:32am

    Why the fuck does an 8 year old have a cell phone? And who teaches and 8 year old what pussy means?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 8:37am

    Reallz? 4 ? Yeah we are with technology but no damn 4 year old needs an iPhone. How responsible could she be ? SHE'S FOUR.

  • 80 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:15am

    Just cuz you didn't have a phone when you were 8 doesn't mean nobody gets one at that age. Fuckin retards

  • 71 66
    Submitted by aisx3 on May 2, 10 at 7:15pm

    An 8 year old with a cell phone. Welcome to the 21st century...

  • 76 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:36pm

    this is exactly why an 8 year old should NOT have a cell phone.

  • 73 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 6:44pm

    Why would an 8 year old even have a cell phone.

  • 77 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 11:52am

    so did you follow through?

  • 70 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 8:33am

    Ha, 8 isn't as bad as 4. But really wtfff? That's so damn young. What 8 year old needs a phone ? Nine if there friends probabaly have one and they would always be with there parents so yeah.

  • 73 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 11:51pm

    Y does your 8 year old sister have a phone anyway?

  • 75 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:50pm

    Only in the South: Hey if a couple get married in Alabama and get divorced in California; are they still brother and sister?

  • 78 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:22pm

    @4:13 so her pimp can get ahold of her

  • 71 75
    Submitted by chipthetoymaster on Jul 23, 10 at 1:53pm

    Yeah really? A cell phone!

  • 74 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:26pm

    This makes me sick. I didn't get a cellphone until I was 13...any younger than that is just stupid. Over exposure. Waaaay too much exposure.

  • 83 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:39pm

    Yet another reason why 8 year olds shouldn't have phones, and another reason why you don't keep your family members in your cell.

  • 79 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:38pm

    i can't even laugh at this because it's so fake. what 8-year-old has a cellphone?

  • 73 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 1:14am

    fake or not this was some funny ass shit... this was a great laugh!

  • 70 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:40pm

    ok even if the 8 year old has a cell, why?

  • 73 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:29pm

    I am going to stick a cell phone in my wife's hoohsh so my boy has immediately. Them I can text with my dick in the mesntime

  • 74 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 10:09am

    Why does an 8 year old have a cell phone?

  • 78 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:28pm

    EVERYBODY WHO IS ASKING Y AN 8 YEAR ILD HAS A CELL PHONE SHUT THE HELL UP! I KNOW AT LEAST 20 8 YEARS OLDS THAT HAVE A CELL PHONE!! fucking idiots

  • 72 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 5:08am

    What 8 year old has a cell phone?

  • 65 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 4:01am

    your 8 yr. old sister has a cell phone???? i didnt get one till i was 16.

  • 78 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:20pm

    why the hell does an 8 year old have a phone? who are you going to call or text at 8? and ipods? what music does an 8 year old listen to? I didnt get a phone till I was like 14 or something.

  • 79 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:03pm

    That's why u always call.

  • 78 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:46pm

    Just tell her it was about a cat.

    • 72 81
      Submitted by majoycreepy69 on Jul 19, 10 at 10:45pm

      MOMMY! Brother says hes gonna punish my kitty! *mom reads text*

  • 76 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:28pm

    It's not fake, when I was 8 you were a loser if you didn't have a cell.

  • 72 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:23pm

    I know someone who just got his 9-year-old daughter a cell phone. It's fucking pathetic. But somehow I don't think this one is real. But if it is, maybe the little girl doesn't yet know what "pussy" even means.

  • 76 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 29, 10 at 11:34am

    What was her reply Ha

  • 74 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:55pm

    did the cat spit a hairball on your favorite pants?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:10pm

    true but 8 is still pushing it..

  • 69 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 4:17am

    lol @ sept 15 5:53 pm.

  • 69 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:13pm

    Why the fuck does your 8 year old sister even have a cell phone?!

  • 69 79
    Submitted by bb0222 on May 8, 10 at 6:21pm

    Wow Shut up like 2005 every ten year old had a phone

  • 67 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 1:02am

    If she's old enough for a cell phone she's old enought to have her pussg punished.

  • 71 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 3:46am

    DAAAAAAYUMMMMMM wouldntletthatshithappentomethoooo

  • 68 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:39pm

    not to stick up for 8 year olds with cell phones....but.....it's a scary ass world and kids need to check in with their parents when they are out playing or at a friends house......just saying

  • 75 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:25pm

    if it was fake he probably would've said his sis was older. either way, an 8 yr old doesn't know what pussy means anyway

    • 67 65
      Submitted by majoycreepy69 on Jul 19, 10 at 10:38pm

      Most 8 year olds are already having sex. It's kinda sad how parents are raising their kids nowadays. I'd say the kid would know what a pussy is though.

  • 67 76
    Submitted by TheOzoneLayer on Feb 24, 11 at 10:34pm

    It isn't too crazy. Maybe the parents are divorced and she's alone a lot. Who knows

  • 73 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:04am

    Why does an 8 year old have a phone???

  • 65 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:03pm

    y does an 8 yr old have a cell phone?!

  • 76 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:05pm

    11:55 That was awesome :)

  • 74 91
    Submitted by hairbutt on Feb 27, 10 at 4:39am

    why is it that 1/2 of the responses are from pedo's and the other 1/2 are from ppl more concerned bout the age of the sister and her having a cell. this is funny, i pity the poor bastard for having to explain himself the next day though.

  • 70 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 30, 09 at 3:33am

    I actually laughed out loud hahahaha

  • 67 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:19am

    Even though I laughed out loud, this is still prettyu fucked up

  • 73 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 12:03am

    I dont care if you people wanna call this BS or not THAT IS FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 71 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:52pm

    Why the hell does an 8-year-old have a phone in the first place?

  • 66 77
    Submitted by coexiist_am_good on Feb 27, 11 at 11:27pm

    ...You texted Fred didn't you...

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Laxrat1 on May 18, 10 at 1:44pm

    This wouldn't be a problem if your 8 yr old sister didn't have a cell phone. wtf

  • 70 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 4, 09 at 5:08am

    why the fuck would and Eight year old have a cell phone, haven't you people heard of what cell phone radiation can do to the brain ESPECIALLY at such a young age !

  • 70 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 1:56pm

    my though exactly 4:09. i call bullshit on this one.

  • 74 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:39pm

    my nephew is six and has a sidekick. cell phone. with unlimited text messaging. he also has the PSP and ipod like someone was talking about. Spoiled brat, indeed. So this may or may not be a fake text. Regardless.. who cares.

  • 61 68
    Submitted by fireyblue on Feb 10, 11 at 3:03am

    U nasty mother fucker.....

  • 69 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 3:17pm

    hahahahaha lamorofl nice id do her loli for life!!!

  • 75 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 4:09am

    Your 8 year old sister has a phone?

  • 71 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:02pm

    lol I dont mind if it's true or not, it's FUCKING hilarious anyways :P

  • 69 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:47pm

    If she has a cat you're good.

  • 73 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:21pm

    Why does an 8 year old have a cell phone?

  • 71 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:33pm

    I made sure to change my little sister's name in my cell to say (sister) when this came up for me.

  • 70 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:16pm

    Yeah, this is BS...kids get cell phones at a young age, yes, but 8? give me a break. Either way I'm sure the 8 year old would still have no idea what a "pussy" is.

  • 56 59
    Submitted by GOV on Feb 10, 11 at 3:57am

    Oops

  • 72 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 9:13am

    Well???? Whose pussy ended up getting punished????

  • 68 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 10:01pm

    Your eight year old sister has a cell phone?

  • 65 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:45pm

    i don't think it's fake. my 7 yr old sister has a phone.. and an ipod. spoiledddd.

  • 67 82
    Submitted by imsly12345 on Mar 23, 10 at 9:15am

    Ur fucked

  • 67 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 13, 10 at 9:52pm

    Omg! That is awful, but so funny!

  • 65 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:05pm

    A lot of 8 year olds have cell phones now.

  • 71 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:11pm

    6:03 I'll punish your pussy

  • 57 64
    Submitted by dfws on Mar 13, 11 at 4:48pm

    Dumbass, should have put them as different contacts

  • 72 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 11:03pm

    5:08 that shit isn't true there is not enough rad emitted by a cell fone to hurt u, I'm 13 and have had a cell dice i was 8 and a half

  • 65 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 21, 09 at 1:15pm

    Sept. 19: 5:04, that's retarded. A 4 year old should never have an iPhone, or any cell, what good is it if they can't even dial their house, and how many friends does a 4 year old have? Dumbass..

  • 62 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:14pm

    An 8 year old has text??

  • 71 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:34am

    I know of a 5 yr old who has one. It has the numbers programmed. Has two large keys... One for Mom and one for Dad. She knows it's for an ER only.

  • 71 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 5:13pm

    glad to know im not the only one that gets turned on by a guy telling me hes gonna punish my pussy

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:03pm

    Am I the only one that would be turned on if someone said "punish your pussy" to me?

  • 69 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:47pm

    This is ridiculous and disgusting I hope this is not true. But then again if it isn't true you're a sick person for making it up.

  • 71 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:39pm

    I can totally relate... My 10 year old brother an my fuck buddy are named freon! Da Brooklyn kid

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:01pm

    Wtf this is in my area, my sisters name is sarah and she just turned 8 yesterday. She doesnt have a phone though

  • 68 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:01pm

    Everyone in my town has a cell phone. My cousin got one when he was 7 and a psp when he was 6. But also, just because you're rich doesn't mean you would have all that. Some conservative or reserved parents might not their kid to have that stuff yet.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:12pm

    Umm.. no, 6:03, you are not. I myself would love to have my "pussy punished."

  • 71 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:04pm

    8 yr olds don't have enough strength or coordination to give a HJ. He'll have to do it himself and just give her a load in the face. Kid's gotta learn sometime. Home schooling is safer

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:29pm

    he's from the pawpaw patch

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:28pm

    kids nowadays are fucking spoiled brats so she deserved it hahaha. he prob did punish her poon anyways. incest is best-ask my ex gf

  • 60 74
    Submitted by Smophie on May 14, 11 at 12:37pm

    Aahahah one of my faves

  • 68 90
    Submitted by elayne0825 on Feb 23, 10 at 2:43am

    ...and this is why last names in cell's are a good idea.

  • 72 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 7:50am

    punish her pussy? if a guy told me that I wouldn't be turned on what so ever.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:22pm

    WTF...... W. T. F.

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:48pm

    He's gonna say it's nap time or something watch

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:45pm

    1:40 if you are an educator what are you doing surfing tfln during school hours when you are supposed to be molding young minds??? Maybe you are part of the problem?

  • 66 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:27am

    This one made me laugh really hard!

  • 64 84
    Submitted by teenmom15 on Oct 24, 10 at 12:34am

    wow um im glad i always pute them by idk there name and last intitail before i text the wrong person and just wow

  • 69 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:52am

    this was on FML. poser

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:16am

    that is, fake fuck buddy

  • 67 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 8:57pm

    Dude take what you can get, even if it is 8 years old.

  • 68 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:43pm

    @140 sure... 2nd graders grinding? Quit lying.

  • 66 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 3:52am

    I work with kindergarden and its true.. even SIX YEAR OLDS have a damn cell phone with text... *

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 5:41pm

    fake. nice try, though.

  • 63 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:13pm

    who even puts fuckbuddies in their phone as their actual names? Especially if they share a name with a family member

  • 55 69
    Submitted by TheOzoneLayer on Feb 22, 11 at 2:35pm

    That's when you sprint home, knock the phone away and delete the message

  • 63 85
    Submitted by abbi on Jun 1, 10 at 7:32pm

    Since when do 8-year olds have phones? What the actual fuck.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 10:06pm

    I blame your stupid mom for getting her a cell at 8and chances are if she has a cell at 8 ... This isn't the first time she herd the word pussy

  • 64 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 2:15am

    punish her pussy = fake

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 3:58pm

    My sister is 5 and she has a fully functional cell phone. Not suprising, actually pretty believable

  • 69 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 2:43pm

    was i really just called a dudette? back to the 90's my friend, back to the 90's.

  • 67 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:10am

    what's fucked up is the little cock tease probably didn't put out

  • 62 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 7:50pm

    why the fuck would an 8 year old have a cell phone, let alone texting?

  • 64 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 11:15pm

    I should probably ask why an eight year old has a cell phone.. hopin on that bandwagon.

  • 68 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 9:01pm

    my 2 year old cousin constantly plays with phones, half the timekids dont even use em, its kinda pointless

  • 63 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 4:11pm

    3:51, i totally agree! haha someone telling me they want to "punish my pussy" is definitely not a turn on.

  • 52 66
    Submitted by WideVocabulary on May 27, 11 at 12:50pm

    Oh hell no. This is why I'm suicidal

  • 59 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 4:04am

    & im 18 now so its not like cell phones werent around before i was 16

  • 67 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:53pm

    Guys, 8 year olds having cell phones isn't that big of a deal. I got my first one as soon as I turned 3. You all obviously don't remember how difficult it is to get laid that young. I didn't get to lose my virginity until I was 5! That's old by today's standards. Please everyone, get in touch with the modern world!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 1:37pm

    I hope it was your sister. Young poon = good poon

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:27pm

    Is your sister hot?

  • 64 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:07pm

    I doubt she even understood your meaning of "pussy." When I was her age, I thought people were talking about cats.

  • 60 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:27pm

    Why does an 8 year old have a cell phone?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 1:52am

    I work with elementary school kids, lots of 8 year olds have cell phones, it might be fake but if youre calling it fake for that reason youre an idiot

  • 64 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 12:05am

    dude, that's fucked up.

  • 41 50
    Submitted by meerkatman17 on Jun 28, 11 at 12:25pm

    Why does an 8 year old have a cell phone?

  • 59 86
    Submitted by HimeAngie on Mar 2, 10 at 12:50am

    This just proves that 8 year olds don't need cellphones... xD

  • 27 23
    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on May 3, 13 at 4:35am

    Why the fuck does your 8 year old sister have a cell phone? Jesus. Your parents are fucktards. Do they let her in chatrooms so she can talk to middle age men too? Or write love letters to guys in prison? What the hell is this world coming to?

  • 54 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 4:53am

    Did you punish your little sisters pussy?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 8:36pm

    "No! Don't hurt my kitty!"

  • 61 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 10:31pm

    That's what you get for getting an eight-year-old a cell phone. Good job, Mom and Dad.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:17pm

    My 8 year old cousin has a cell. Spoiled brat.

  • 46 64
    Submitted by babbyj3ss1108 on Oct 11, 11 at 8:36pm

    yeah not going to lie, this made me laugh, but thats awk as fuck to send that to your little sister......

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 3:58am

    8 year olds have cell phones these days. I know a couple of 6 year olds that have them! it's crazy!

  • 46 67
    Submitted by mahshell on Dec 2, 11 at 1:03am

    my 8 year old niece has a cell phone because she is diabetic and needs to be able to reach her mom or 911 at all times...

  • 38 52
    Submitted by Maufiro on Feb 4, 12 at 8:42am

    8 year old owning a cell phone aside...\nThis is going to make Thanksgiving Dinner one awkward mess.

  • 60 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 1:30pm

    even a little weiner might work for the kid

  • 48 73
    Submitted by Jacksonz on Aug 25, 11 at 10:34pm

    What if she replied and said she did!?!?xp

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 6:03pm

    That would be bad even in a WV area code!

  • 57 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 4:24pm

    Suckin! I didnt get a cell until I could afford one! I was 16! now 8 yr old are getting booty calls? fucking lame

  • 57 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:55pm

    I know 6 year olds with iPhones...

    • 63 69
      Submitted by majoycreepy69 on Jul 19, 10 at 10:40pm

      I wanna meet this 6 year old so I can push them down and steal it.

  • 56 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 10:59pm

    Lol bur whwre did she learn pussy and a cell at eieight!!! I got mine at 11

  • 54 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 4:59pm

    Looking forward to seeing how ur sis turns out in 10 yrs, either a huge whore or a lesbian...all thanks to u..good job ;^)

  • 57 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 11:03pm

    hopefully she thought you were talking about a cat?

  • 54 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 4:53am

    Lots of elementary school kids have cells now. It's ridiculous. Really sucks for this guy.

  • 53 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 5:06pm

    why does your 8 year old sister have a cell phone?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 12:30pm

    Think the 8yr old is shaved?

  • 41 68
    Submitted by godofsex on Mar 31, 12 at 1:31am

    I feel bad for the 8 yr old. She probably thought u meant her pussy cat, but everyone else knows what u meant

  • 37 60
    Submitted by livigleegirl on Aug 5, 11 at 12:00pm

    why the hell does your sister even have a cell for?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 10:50pm

    Why does an 8 year old need a phone? I'm almost 14 and don't have one!

    • 52 71
      Submitted by 3oh3bby on Jul 14, 10 at 3:28am

      why is a 14 year old on this site.. you dont need to be reading some of this shit already!!

  • 37 64
    Submitted by aminnesotabunny on Apr 29, 12 at 10:30pm

    First off spoiled ass 8 year old has a phone?!\nSecond off that is such an fml moment! Lmao

  • 41 75
    Submitted by makayyy on Jul 23, 11 at 12:21am

    First off, children need to be able to contact their parents, etc. \nSecond off, that turns me on, maybe it would do the same for the fuck buddy!

  • 33 60
    Submitted by JLM98 on Jan 6, 12 at 5:43pm

    I had a cell phone when I was 9 so it's not like young kids never get phones. And yes I had texting.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 4:57am

    you need to move to a WV area code.

  • 48 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 30, 10 at 4:24pm

    Omg! So funny yet distrubing

  • Submitted by brickstern2 on Aug 15, 10 at 6:14pm

    Messed up