i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
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I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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