Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
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That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things ππ
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
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