This girl is more easily done than said...
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
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Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
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Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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