ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
She bit a glass in half.
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Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
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My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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