I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
it's like heaven, but drunker
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
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Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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