My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
How external is "for external use only"?
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It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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