remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
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Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
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Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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