she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
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Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
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'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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