I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
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Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
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I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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