but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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