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  • 75 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:28pm

    How do you pretend to be a vampire? Ha sry: anti-twilight here. I still think of Dracula when I hear vampire. Not some sparkly loser. (:

  • 61 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:26pm

    oh yes...those are the best nights....but then, I like it really freaky and really rough.

  • 56 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:26pm

    umm, no i have never role played that one. but, whatever gets you off!

  • 57 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:30pm

    If by freak you mean get super weirded out and run... You are correct sir... And yes, I'm a girl. This whole "twilight" shit is getting out of hand.

  • 51 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:32pm

    11:31 proves my point exactly

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:55pm

    I made my boyfrend wear a pic of rob pattinson on his face. He sed I gave him the best bj ever

  • 48 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:41pm

    Haha yes. Well he bites sometimes. It's awesome

  • 53 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:27pm

    11:24。 i love you

  • 58 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:00am

    WE'RE NOT VAMPS. WE'RE FUCKING GOTH

  • 52 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:23pm

    11:22 (the second one about vampires) are you being legit?

  • 51 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:25am

    Agreed. TFLN sux now

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:51pm

    Pretending you're a vampire? Are you fuckin kidding me? Sounds like a 14 year old kid's idea to get girls in the saxk

  • 51 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:44pm

    im thinking 11:37 is effing crazy. i thought this was more of a question of role playing as a vampire, not convincing some obviously idiotic girls that youre ACTUALLY a vampire. damn.

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:33pm

    Wow 11:31. So you rlly do tell girls your a vampire to get them to hook up with u? And 11:28 ily!!

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:04pm

    TWILIGHT IS NOW FUCKING WITH MY SEX LIFE? GTFO

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:16am

    My bf destroys my neck. Pretending to be a vampire is his fav game :)

  • 57 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:09am

    1:24 I'm pretty sure TFLN was founded on the shit you do at night , aka Drugs/Alcohol/Sex. So you should probably STFU.

  • 50 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:17am

    I wish chicks digged Dracula style vamps. They'd love me! I'd drink they're blood and stick em on a stake outside my house. Kinky eh?

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:26pm

    1125, they do like blood I don't think it would matter where it came from

  • 51 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:39am

    Why is it that when someone says the word 'vampire' people just automatically think of Twilight? There are other vamps out there! I personally like Anne Rice's vamps and Charlaine Harris's vamps too

  • 66 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:24pm

    I only accept a vampire boyfriend if he can suck the blood out of my vagina when I'm on my period

  • 51 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:22pm

    fiirst is the worst. second is the best:)

  • 47 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 10:45am

    Hahahaahahahaa my boyfriend wishes he was a vampire sometimes I seriously have bite marks all over my body!

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:49pm

    love sadomasochism. it's the only thing that gets me off. but pretending your a vampire is a little much. dated a boy that seriously thought he was a vampire. not all what it's cracked up to be.

  • 48 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:37pm

    Well I do it cuz I've always wished I was one like really badly and it makes girls not cheat on you.. Trust Me On that. I don't really do it to get in their pants. I'm not like that. It's mainly cuz I've always wanted to be one and this way they don't cheat.. Ever

  • 48 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:30am

    900--you say that like you're prows of it. I wouldn't be....

  • 48 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:19pm

    hahahah i looove this. i've asked a guy to do it in bed. so hot. neck hurts the next day though

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:16am

    Not sure about the whole vamp deal... (twilight, blood vamp, etc) WTF cares... All I have to say is that I like to bite and be bitten-clawed.. I think girls can go either way... some like it and others don't.. But ya know it's just awesome to bite a cute, kinky girl on the neck and them claw me down the back.. it just feels amazing!! And a little bit of blood just makes it all that more fun and fufilling. Or mabie I just like it a bit rough..

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:08am

    My ex was into that... not because he was into the whole being a vampire thing, but because of the adrenaline created by the flow of blood to the area. Everyone has their own little fetishes, don't judge someone for them. That's just stupid. Personally i dont mind it... why do you think so many people get hiki's, like everything it's just the extreme that is kinda weird( to some it may not be). Personally if i'm bleeding because of a guy somethings wrong! And agreed twilight mania is rediculous.

  • 47 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:39pm

    LMAO. Cuz I've always wanted to be one and they won't cheat ever. Great stable base for a relationship.

  • 60 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:27pm

    It's not creepy, girls have a thing for vampires. Tell them you're a vampire and they freak.

  • 57 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:22pm

    I've done that before. Turns girls on for some reason. And I look like I could be

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:47pm

    hahaha funniest thread ever

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 12:05am

    Totally agree with 11:51. People that are really that obsessed with twilight/vampires are kindof sickening. Get a fucking life. Like on a for real note. IT'S NOT CUTE.

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:26pm

    My boyfriend bites me all the time, does that count (the teeth marks last for days)

  • 49 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:34pm

    I think it's hot shit. Don't care who you are.

  • 46 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:46pm

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  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:28pm

    11:27 which dumbass girl would believe that? And 11:24 you're the best

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 6:42am

    Yes and it was so hot

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:31pm

    this guy i used to hook up with used to do it all the time like before twilight. it was hot

  • 34 38
    Submitted by TaylorMariisa on Mar 16, 11 at 12:35pm

    Yepp ... Haha

  • 45 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 2:55am

    I think of True Blood when I hear Vampire, not Twilight. And the True Blood vampires are effing hot lol. ...I'd go there.

  • 50 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 3:54pm

    Hahahaha. That's weird I just told my girlfriend I was a vampire and bit her neck.

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:45pm

    Girls love vampires. I don't blame 11:40. That's a good idea. Too bad I'm in college now and not in highschool.

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:45pm

    haha and it makes them not cheat on you...because theyre scared youll eat them. dude is whack

  • 46 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 12:00am

    I did. My bf bit my neck until it bled, getting it to stop was the problem

  • 49 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 20, 09 at 7:06pm

    I wish sexy vampire men are on my top 3 fantasyies ;)

  • 29 37
    Submitted by jltc on Jul 15, 11 at 2:24pm

    Oh...we're talking about twilight again. Nvm.

  • 32 44
    Submitted by onlyndrms044 on Jul 6, 10 at 5:46am

    I tried to hit "bad night" like 30 times :(\nI was assuming this is in relation to the Twilight stupidity that is corrupting the world. If it's anything other than that Edward Cullen, broody, sparkly bullshit I'm okay with it ^_^

  • 39 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 5:51pm

    i would fucking adore this

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 9:46am

    @9:30 way to get the south park reference. nice try though A for effort

  • 49 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:40pm

    11:37 proves the whole creepy thing hahaha (:

  • 42 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:47pm

    11:40 has a good point

  • 40 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:17pm

    My ex girl predtended I was. That can get wired

  • 37 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:24am

    TFLN is now all about: •Vampires •Farmtown/Farmville •Drugs/Alcohol •Sex Real original... Didn't these all used to be funny?

  • 38 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 5:10am

    Yes I have wholes iny neck n on my wrists but I love it

  • 34 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:31pm

    Well, I'm pasty and have good physical features even though that sounds conceited. Also I say I sleep and can eat human food but I'm Like a normal human when I do. Rofl. And idk but girls do for some Reason. I do really have metal in my right arm and adrenaline always going through My body however

  • 40 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:29pm

    Pretend to be a vampire and you can get your girl to do anything.

  • 34 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 19, 09 at 1:13am

    I totally agree with 1122. I've found that pretending to be Vlad the Impaler really gets me the chicks. They totally eat it up.Especially when I impale them on ten-foot-high wooden stakes outside my house. It's great.

  • 35 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:40pm

    I'm 15.. Lol. I'm not that serious about relationships yet. When I'm a Little older I'm not going to be doing this.