I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
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Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
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ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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