Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
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I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
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A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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