Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
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I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
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"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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